Tout fout le camp

C'est la crise mes braves gens :

Et pour les anglophones :

If the global crisis continues, by the end of the year only two banks will be operational, the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'

Due to recent economic reversals and the rising cost of electricity, gas, and oil, the 'light at the end of the tunnel' has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Sincerely,
Your Government

Your optimism is mine.

Mais ne nous affolons pas, aujourd'hui commencent les Soldes ! Ouai !

Rétrospective de la crise en chanson